i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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