Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well you can't waste a boner
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I am available for nakedness
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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