Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
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go home
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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