West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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