What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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