I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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