Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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