You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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