Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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