i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Randomize
