I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
