i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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