Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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