is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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