You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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