one might say we're banned from that church
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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