Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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