the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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