'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Welp...herpes.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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