Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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