Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
