i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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