If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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