these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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