ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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