we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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