make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
