This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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