You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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