But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
did you just send me my own nude
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
