You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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