I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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