I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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