I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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