walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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