Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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