her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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