He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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