I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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