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(407): View more from Florida

I'm so fucking centered right now

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(850): View more from Florida

I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(936): View more from Texas

You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home

(254): View more from Texas

Challenge accepted.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.

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(708): View more from Illinois

he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.

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ahaha ok

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let's call it "werewolfing"

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(914): View more from New York

Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I don’t understand his energy

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What? Nice? Lmao

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