Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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