whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
