So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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