just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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