I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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