Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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