dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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