You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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