I'm so fucking centered right now
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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