If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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